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===[[Rab]]=== {{spoiler|start}} *Rab suddenly starts thinking about bunny girls and lets out a lecherous chuckle… *Rab suddenly remembers making what he thought was a great pun, only to be greeted with groans… *Rab suddenly becomes paranoid that the enemy is laughing at him for being old… *Rab reflects on some of his life’s low moments… *Rab closes his mouth just in time to stop a burp escaping! *Rab recalls all the girls who spurned his advances in his youth… *Rab starts humming a terrible tune, and notices the enemy staring at him… *Rab suddenly remembers a particularly mean prank he and his brothers played long ago… *Rab realises his usually meticulously combed moustache has gone all bristly… *Rab recalls dyeing his hair blonde to impress his future wife… *Rab notices the corner of an Ogler’s Digest poking out of his breast pocket… *Rab recalls a dark, dark episode from his past… *Rab accidentally shouts out ‘puff-puff’ when trying to cast a spell! *Rab recalls the time he put his back out trying to do a cool move… *Rab tries to give the enemy a puff-puff…but fails miserably! *Rab comes up with a great idea…that he promptly forgets thanks to old age. *Rab takes another look at the outfit he’s wearing… *Out of nowhere, Rab’s face suddenly turns bright red! *Rab thinks over some of the ‘cool’ spell names he came up with as a kid… *Rab feels the enemy staring into his very soul… *Rab comes over all ticklish and starts giggling… *Rab thinks about a soppy poem he wrote when he was younger… *Rab notices that he’s got some food stuck in his teeth! *Rab’s eyes meet the enemy’s, and he’s suddenly strangely flustered… *Rab realises that his flies are undone! *Rab remembers the time his mum got mad when he wet the bed… *Rab suddenly becomes convinced he might have wet himself… *Suddenly, all Rab can think of is puff-puffs! *Rab catches himself thinking he might be kind of handsome… *The elastic in Rab’s pants suddenly snaps with a twang! *Rab suddenly remembers the time when he slipped up on some horse poo… *A particularly racy Ogler’s Digest cover suddenly pops into Rab’s head, and he giggles sheepishly… {{spoiler|end}}
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